Master grocery shopping, without bringing home any live critters in the brown sacks.
Serving dinner, without having to take it out of the take-out sack it was brought home in.
Be my accountant, without me having to remind you what a due date is.
Become a laundry professional, without us having to get dressed out of the "clean" basket.
Massage me regularly, without me having to beg.
You get those five things down to a science and we'll talk retirement. But ya know, if you want I'll buy you a new car in a few months. That do anything for you? How about if you keep working, save your entire paycheck, and then use that for your "Frank needs video games" fund?
Screw it, if you honest to God want to quit...we can discuss it. lmao
A new car? Are you insane? I love Moni. We could get her all fixed up and pimped out though!
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As for training Frank.
It's not looking so good.
Josie, you send the whip, I have the handcuffs...somewhere I think. If we ever got a new pair after the last ones broke.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine Frank having every day to himself? First off, he'd never sleep. Then he'd forget to eat. Finally he would be too weak to get out of the computer chair. Not my idea of "house bitch" material there. lmao
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ReplyDeleteROFL, handcuffs huh?? Now comes the ultimate question... would he rather be handcuffed to the bed or the video game? I'm guessing he'd say one hand on each! :-)
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