The Instructions:
Proposition: If you Have $1,000,000.00…
Requirements: Write a post about what you would do with the money
Tag: 5 other bloggers
Link: Add your anchor and post link to the list below
First off let me say this, I didn't copy the "anchor" thing and post my link because I am not that smart to figure out how. Second off, I don't have 5 people in my little list to "tag" so those who wander over please leave a comment on here to leave me a trail to come read your wishes for the money.
What would I do with a million $? And I am going with Josie on that it's tax free. I pay enough taxes with my paychecks!
First I would pay off the house and do a little remodeling to it. New deck, new driveway, flatten out the land, and redo the kitchen.
Next I would buy my mother a nice little condo nearby. She has worked her ass off in her lifetime and I would give absolutely anything to be able to do that for her to help ease her worries of paying rent.
Then I would set up an account for each kiddo for whatever their dreams may be after High School. I would like to see them each use it for College, but if that is not what their lives have planned for them then they may use it as they wish. If they use it for frivilous things, then that is a lesson they will have to learn for themselves. It's best to make a decision, stick with it, and learn from it if it was the good decision to make or not.
After that, I'm just not sure. Perhaps a grand family vacation. Something unexpected and full of fun for all of us to share together. I would just make sure that using the money would build memories we could all enjoy for a lifetime.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Last one for tonight.
I hunted and hunted in myspace for this one. Because even at the time that it was happening, I laughed my butt off. Posting it there, laughed my butt off. Rereading it, giggling tons. Hope you enjoy.
OH! So, gossip time! I step out of the shower yesterday and on my machine is a message but the first part was cut off because it was a machine talking to my machine. I only caught..."an inmate and the County Jail. To accept the charge of $4.50 please press 1." So my first thought is...is TGOMATOEOT in town? LMFAO ( A friend who will remain anonymous but whom several years earlier actually was on the other end of that recording at 3am! But he does not live around her anymore, so I assume it is not him...I hoped!) So who the hell is sitting in jail and trying to call me to see if I will bail them out?
Phone call #1 - Sherriff department. The cranky secretary says "No ma'am" She cannot tell me who has been recently arrested so I can let her know if I care enough about the person to bail them out. She probally thinks I am a mean bitch, but wtf do I care?
Phone call #2 - Husband at work. "OK, if you are at work then you are not in jail" His response, "Why the fu*k would I be in jail?" I explain that I know he had not been feeling well, so thought maybe he had left work early, got pulled over, got pissy with the officer, punched that officer, and was now in jail. Hubby says I have too much of an imagination! Hope he is not the next jailbird to call me cuz I might leave his butt there and then mention his previous comment to him when he asks why I am not bailing him out!
Phone call #3 - Sister at work. "OK, if you are at work then you are not in jail." Apparently this comment of mine offended her deeply! WTF? I am just trying to be a concerned family/friend of whomever has been arrested and shouldn't she care that I called to make sure it was not her? Put her down at person #2 that I will not bail out in the future if needed!
Phone call #4 - Sister at work again. "Your husband at work?" Her reply, "Why would he be in jail?" My response, "Why the fu*k would anybody I know be in jail?" Christ, I am just trying to be a caring individual! Definately put her down as person that I will not bail out in the future if needed!
Phone call #5 - Brother-in-law and his wife. Their 5 year old answered. "Is mommy or daddy home?" He says "yup" and that is quickly followed by him giving his mom the phone. "Is your husband home?" She says yes, do I need to talk to him? I say "Nope, just checking to make sure you two are not in jail." Thank GOD she actually laughed! So I tell her my tale so far, and she appreciated that I took the time to make sure that it was not them! Ok, I will bail those two out if needed in the near future.
Phone call #6 - Mother at work. So after needling my way thru their computer answering device, I get the secretary who tells me that her shift had the day off. UH-OH! Could Granny (my poor mother is the Grandma of my 3 and my sister's 3 at the ripe old age of 58 and we all call her Granny) be in jail? Now my mind is racing! What if she got pulled over by a cop, got emotional, he/she asked Granny to step outside the vehicle, she declines the offer, is "assisted" out of the vehicle, gets upset, and punches the officer? She COULD be in jail!
Phone call #7- Mother at home. The machine answers! This is looking bleak for poor ol' Granny! Could my mother be in jail? Holy crap!
Phone call #8 - Sister at work for the third time. "Have you seen our mother?" All cranky she asks, "Why would mom be in jail?" Did she hear me thinking "Why the fu*k would anybody I know be in jail" earlier? So no, she has not heard from her and did not know that Mom had the day off work. We do not know her cell phone number because she NEVER, I repeat NEVER has the damn thing turned on! So I tell sister, "If you hear from Mom, let me know." We get off the phone and I definately will not bail sister out if needed in the future.
Phone call #9 - My work. I ask if a younger friend of mine who is like a daughter to me is at work because she has had trouble in her life in previous years and I just want to rule her out. She was at work and A-OK! And, she appreciated me checking up on her even though she found it funny that i checked. I will bail her out in the future if needed.
I receive a phone call! "So you think I would punch a cop" my Mother asks! Thank god she is laughing and not in jail! I run my phone calls down to her to let her know how much of a caring daughter she had raised! She laughs and says I need a hobby! WTF? OK, might sound cruel, but she might be person #3 that I don't bail out in the future if needed. lol
It is at this point I assume it is my husband's stepmother's son. Long story short, or is it too late for that? It turns out it was him, and I did not care enough to bail his butt out! But, somebody else did.
Was it better that I not post this in the first place? If you answered yes, please let me know so I may put you down on my list of "Will not bail out if needed in the future."
Lovingly yours,
Chele
OH! So, gossip time! I step out of the shower yesterday and on my machine is a message but the first part was cut off because it was a machine talking to my machine. I only caught..."an inmate and the County Jail. To accept the charge of $4.50 please press 1." So my first thought is...is TGOMATOEOT in town? LMFAO ( A friend who will remain anonymous but whom several years earlier actually was on the other end of that recording at 3am! But he does not live around her anymore, so I assume it is not him...I hoped!) So who the hell is sitting in jail and trying to call me to see if I will bail them out?
Phone call #1 - Sherriff department. The cranky secretary says "No ma'am" She cannot tell me who has been recently arrested so I can let her know if I care enough about the person to bail them out. She probally thinks I am a mean bitch, but wtf do I care?
Phone call #2 - Husband at work. "OK, if you are at work then you are not in jail" His response, "Why the fu*k would I be in jail?" I explain that I know he had not been feeling well, so thought maybe he had left work early, got pulled over, got pissy with the officer, punched that officer, and was now in jail. Hubby says I have too much of an imagination! Hope he is not the next jailbird to call me cuz I might leave his butt there and then mention his previous comment to him when he asks why I am not bailing him out!
Phone call #3 - Sister at work. "OK, if you are at work then you are not in jail." Apparently this comment of mine offended her deeply! WTF? I am just trying to be a concerned family/friend of whomever has been arrested and shouldn't she care that I called to make sure it was not her? Put her down at person #2 that I will not bail out in the future if needed!
Phone call #4 - Sister at work again. "Your husband at work?" Her reply, "Why would he be in jail?" My response, "Why the fu*k would anybody I know be in jail?" Christ, I am just trying to be a caring individual! Definately put her down as person that I will not bail out in the future if needed!
Phone call #5 - Brother-in-law and his wife. Their 5 year old answered. "Is mommy or daddy home?" He says "yup" and that is quickly followed by him giving his mom the phone. "Is your husband home?" She says yes, do I need to talk to him? I say "Nope, just checking to make sure you two are not in jail." Thank GOD she actually laughed! So I tell her my tale so far, and she appreciated that I took the time to make sure that it was not them! Ok, I will bail those two out if needed in the near future.
Phone call #6 - Mother at work. So after needling my way thru their computer answering device, I get the secretary who tells me that her shift had the day off. UH-OH! Could Granny (my poor mother is the Grandma of my 3 and my sister's 3 at the ripe old age of 58 and we all call her Granny) be in jail? Now my mind is racing! What if she got pulled over by a cop, got emotional, he/she asked Granny to step outside the vehicle, she declines the offer, is "assisted" out of the vehicle, gets upset, and punches the officer? She COULD be in jail!
Phone call #7- Mother at home. The machine answers! This is looking bleak for poor ol' Granny! Could my mother be in jail? Holy crap!
Phone call #8 - Sister at work for the third time. "Have you seen our mother?" All cranky she asks, "Why would mom be in jail?" Did she hear me thinking "Why the fu*k would anybody I know be in jail" earlier? So no, she has not heard from her and did not know that Mom had the day off work. We do not know her cell phone number because she NEVER, I repeat NEVER has the damn thing turned on! So I tell sister, "If you hear from Mom, let me know." We get off the phone and I definately will not bail sister out if needed in the future.
Phone call #9 - My work. I ask if a younger friend of mine who is like a daughter to me is at work because she has had trouble in her life in previous years and I just want to rule her out. She was at work and A-OK! And, she appreciated me checking up on her even though she found it funny that i checked. I will bail her out in the future if needed.
I receive a phone call! "So you think I would punch a cop" my Mother asks! Thank god she is laughing and not in jail! I run my phone calls down to her to let her know how much of a caring daughter she had raised! She laughs and says I need a hobby! WTF? OK, might sound cruel, but she might be person #3 that I don't bail out in the future if needed. lol
It is at this point I assume it is my husband's stepmother's son. Long story short, or is it too late for that? It turns out it was him, and I did not care enough to bail his butt out! But, somebody else did.
Was it better that I not post this in the first place? If you answered yes, please let me know so I may put you down on my list of "Will not bail out if needed in the future."
Lovingly yours,
Chele
I'm a lazy blogger
Reading in my old myspace blog and I found this treasure. Had to share as it brought back a very vivid memory of a giggle fit! Enjoy!
So, after a little afternoon action and hubby left for work. I decide to pay a bill or two online. I noticed something a little different about our satellite bill, so I call em up to ask why the change in due date. Don't get me wrong, they extended the due date...I just wanted to make sure it was correct.
Dear Christ, it's one of those machines where you have to talk to them. I think I prefer the ones where you punch buttons and not talk. It always makes me want to ask them about sexual things and then I will probably be sent to a whole other service...kinda like this...
"Thank you for calling DirecTV. How may I help you today? Please speak your desired option."
"Anal sex please"
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please repeat your desired option."
"I'm sorry, ANAL SEX PLEASE."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please pick another option such as bill inquiry, payment arangments, payment options, or customer service."
"Oral satisfaction please."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please repeat your desired option."
"Fist fucking please."
"I'm sorry, you are now being transfered to our remote Physcologist location for your apparent need of therapy. Good day."
Ahhh, one day I might give it a shot to see what happens and how fast they will disconnect my fookin satellite!
But I digress. So a pleasant gentleman answers the line and I instantly recognize his voice. But from where. We chat about the bill, we are fantastic customers so they extended the due date for our convenience. Chat about weather, he is in another country. Chat about all they have to offer, and not one mention of anal sex. Then it hits me! I knew I recognized his voice!
The guy Bronson Pinchot played on Beverly Hills Cops! You know, the art guy in the gallery!
I resisted the urge to blurt that out to him. My restraint sometimes shocks me. Ahhh, it was just satisfying to figure out where I knew that voice from.
Now get the fuck out of here! lmao
So, after a little afternoon action and hubby left for work. I decide to pay a bill or two online. I noticed something a little different about our satellite bill, so I call em up to ask why the change in due date. Don't get me wrong, they extended the due date...I just wanted to make sure it was correct.
Dear Christ, it's one of those machines where you have to talk to them. I think I prefer the ones where you punch buttons and not talk. It always makes me want to ask them about sexual things and then I will probably be sent to a whole other service...kinda like this...
"Thank you for calling DirecTV. How may I help you today? Please speak your desired option."
"Anal sex please"
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please repeat your desired option."
"I'm sorry, ANAL SEX PLEASE."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please pick another option such as bill inquiry, payment arangments, payment options, or customer service."
"Oral satisfaction please."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please repeat your desired option."
"Fist fucking please."
"I'm sorry, you are now being transfered to our remote Physcologist location for your apparent need of therapy. Good day."
Ahhh, one day I might give it a shot to see what happens and how fast they will disconnect my fookin satellite!
But I digress. So a pleasant gentleman answers the line and I instantly recognize his voice. But from where. We chat about the bill, we are fantastic customers so they extended the due date for our convenience. Chat about weather, he is in another country. Chat about all they have to offer, and not one mention of anal sex. Then it hits me! I knew I recognized his voice!
The guy Bronson Pinchot played on Beverly Hills Cops! You know, the art guy in the gallery!
I resisted the urge to blurt that out to him. My restraint sometimes shocks me. Ahhh, it was just satisfying to figure out where I knew that voice from.
Now get the fuck out of here! lmao
Hell, now I am on a roll!
40 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What Is your natural hair color?
Honestly: Light brown with tons of other colors in it. I dunno, but I like it.
2. Where was your default pic taken?
Honestly: In the daughter's room. Isn't the snuggly Spot cute?
3. What's your middle name?
Honestly: Jo.
4. Your current relationship status?
Honestly: Head over heels in love with the hubby...so married.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Honestly: He fucking better!
6. What is your current mood?
Honestly: Frisky...as usual.
7.What color underwear are you wearing?
Honestly: Pink lacy boy short panties.
8.What makes you happy?
Honestly: Love, and slacking off.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Honestly: Hmmm, I am not sure I would. Well, except for skipping school that one day with Frank. Still feel guilty about it.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Honestly: A white tiger, no thought there.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Honestly: Don't think so.
13. Something you do a lot?
Honestly: Be a smart ass.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Honestly: "You sang to Me" by Marc Anthony
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Honestly: My own damn blog. Is that ok with you?
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Honestly: OMG, that I do not know. Nobody that I know of.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Honestly: A few weeks ago.
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Honestly: How large? 50 or less peeps, yeah.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Honestly: Ohhh mind reading! I am a nosey bitch!
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Honestly: Arms and chest. Men and women alike. But for different reasons.
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Honestly: Screw them, we beat them in a taste test!!!
22. What's your biggest secret?
Honestly: Like I can keep a secret!
23. What's your favorite color(s)?
Honestly: Green.
24. When was the last time you lied?
Honestly: Hmm, I dunno. Prolly at work to make an employee shut the hell up.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Honestly: Not unless I am forced to do so.
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Honestly: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi *Yummy*
28. Do you speak any other language?
Honestly: Pig-latin and Spanglish
29. What's your favorite smell?
Honestly: I have no idea! Sex? Does that smell? lmfao
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
Honestly: SHIT! Just teasing. I can't say anything in ONE word!
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Honestly: A wee bit ago.
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Honestly: Yes, very sexy.
33. What are you thinking about right now?
Honestly: Well now I am thinking about sex from that last question. But I think about sex alot!
34. What should you be doing?
Honestly: Sleeping.
35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Honestly: An employee.
36. How often do you pray?
Honestly: Often enough for me.
37. Do you like working in the yard?
Honestly: Not really. I usually hire somebody to do it.
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you
want?
Honestly: Powers. I cherish that he gave me his last name.
39. Do you act differently around your crush?
Honestly: Yeah, I crank up the flirty with da hubby.
40. Name one song that reminds you of a cow?
Honestly: WTF! Old McDonald had a farm?
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What Is your natural hair color?
Honestly: Light brown with tons of other colors in it. I dunno, but I like it.
2. Where was your default pic taken?
Honestly: In the daughter's room. Isn't the snuggly Spot cute?
3. What's your middle name?
Honestly: Jo.
4. Your current relationship status?
Honestly: Head over heels in love with the hubby...so married.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Honestly: He fucking better!
6. What is your current mood?
Honestly: Frisky...as usual.
7.What color underwear are you wearing?
Honestly: Pink lacy boy short panties.
8.What makes you happy?
Honestly: Love, and slacking off.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Honestly: Hmmm, I am not sure I would. Well, except for skipping school that one day with Frank. Still feel guilty about it.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Honestly: A white tiger, no thought there.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Honestly: Don't think so.
13. Something you do a lot?
Honestly: Be a smart ass.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Honestly: "You sang to Me" by Marc Anthony
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Honestly: My own damn blog. Is that ok with you?
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Honestly: OMG, that I do not know. Nobody that I know of.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Honestly: A few weeks ago.
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Honestly: How large? 50 or less peeps, yeah.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Honestly: Ohhh mind reading! I am a nosey bitch!
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Honestly: Arms and chest. Men and women alike. But for different reasons.
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Honestly: Screw them, we beat them in a taste test!!!
22. What's your biggest secret?
Honestly: Like I can keep a secret!
23. What's your favorite color(s)?
Honestly: Green.
24. When was the last time you lied?
Honestly: Hmm, I dunno. Prolly at work to make an employee shut the hell up.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Honestly: Not unless I am forced to do so.
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Honestly: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi *Yummy*
28. Do you speak any other language?
Honestly: Pig-latin and Spanglish
29. What's your favorite smell?
Honestly: I have no idea! Sex? Does that smell? lmfao
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
Honestly: SHIT! Just teasing. I can't say anything in ONE word!
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Honestly: A wee bit ago.
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Honestly: Yes, very sexy.
33. What are you thinking about right now?
Honestly: Well now I am thinking about sex from that last question. But I think about sex alot!
34. What should you be doing?
Honestly: Sleeping.
35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Honestly: An employee.
36. How often do you pray?
Honestly: Often enough for me.
37. Do you like working in the yard?
Honestly: Not really. I usually hire somebody to do it.
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you
want?
Honestly: Powers. I cherish that he gave me his last name.
39. Do you act differently around your crush?
Honestly: Yeah, I crank up the flirty with da hubby.
40. Name one song that reminds you of a cow?
Honestly: WTF! Old McDonald had a farm?
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